Famous Quotes by Anonymous (1809 Quotations)

How strange to have failed as a social creature — even criminals do not fail that way — they are the law's ''Loyal Opposition,'' so to speak. But the insane are always mere guests on earth, eternal strangers carrying around broken decalogues that they cannot read.

Anonymous – [Insanity]

How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.

Anonymous – [Atheism]

However far your travels take you, you will never find the girl who smiles out at you from the travel brochure.

Anonymous – [Advertising]

Humility is the ladder to divine understanding.

Anonymous – [Humility]

Humor — the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.

Anonymous – [Humor]

Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.

Anonymous – [Humor]

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Anonymous – [Hunger]

I am a Marxist… of the Groucho tendency.

Anonymous – [Communism and Socialism]

I am my neighbor's Bible: he reads me when we meet, today he reads me in my house, tomorrow in the street; he may be relative or friend, or slight acquaintance be; he may not even know my name, yet he is reading me.

Anonymous – [Bible]

I am what you will be, I was what you are.

Anonymous – [Time and Time Management]

I asked God for all things , that I might enjoy life. God gave life, that I might enjoy all things.

Anonymous – [Enjoyment]

I cannot be fired. Slaves have to be sold.

Anonymous – [Slavery]

I define love for our purpose as the passion of one being for another in the hope of being loved in return.

Anonymous – [Love]

I didn't know I'd have to be torn down before I could be built up.

Anonymous – [Adversity]

I didn't know it was impossible when I did it

Anonymous – [Impossibility]

I don't care how much you know until I know how much you care.

Anonymous – [Caring]

I don't know whether to keep silent and let people think I am ignorant or open my mouth and release all doubts.

Anonymous – [Silence]

I doubt anyone will ever see — anywhere — a memorial to a pessimist.

Anonymous – [Pessimism]

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.

Anonymous – [Weddings]

I drink to make other people interesting.

Anonymous – [Alcohol and Alcoholism]